Is my wife trying to "off" me?

A few weeks ago she took out new life insurance on me thru her employer. Then yesterday in addition to a Vday card she bought me DeMetts Turtles and a coconut cream pie. I am suspicious. Either she loves me a great deal, or she has other plans. Hmmm.

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Other clues Bill

by IAN MC - 2014-02-15 09:02:34


- Coffee tastes a little strange lately ?

- You wake up with your PM site covered with fridge magnets ?

- If you have a set of ladders, are the top rungs
looser than usual ?

- Brakes on the car not as good as they were ?

- Has your wife been staring at your life insurance policy recently ?

Anyway, Bill, you have made some good contributions to the PM club ; in case we don't hear from you again - Thank You !

Cheers

Ian

haha

by BillMFl - 2014-02-15 10:02:38

I made my own coffee this morning. Will check brakes before going to gym. Humor may not be a cure but it sure makes life easier Ian. Have a good day friend.

Another intelligence indicator is......

by donr - 2014-02-15 11:02:23

...if your family name comes from Warsaw or its environs & she bought a big bottle of polish remover at the hardware store.

Another clue might be if she signed you up for skydiving lessons & volunteered to pack your chute for you.

Has she suggested a trip to Disney World & encouraged consecutive rides on the Space Mountain roller coaster?

Has she been encouraging you to enjoy apertifs, particularly Absinthe? Everyone knows that Absinthe makes the heart go founder.

With that crappy pun, I'll yield the floor to another resident of PM heaven.

Don

Look out for

by Theknotguy - 2014-02-15 11:02:40

All of your questions remind me of the story about the guy who died and was cremated. Wife had travel tickets, a mink stole, a diamond necklace. She dumped his ashes out on the kitchen table and proceeded to have a discussion.

"Remember that trip I always wanted to take and you wouldn't?

Well, here it is!

Remember that mink stole I wanted but you didn't?

Well, here it is!

Remember that diamond necklace I wanted but you said was too expensive?

Well, here it is!

Remember the sex act you always wanted but I didn't.

Well here it is!!!"

Theknotguy

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