The Fortune Teller



In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."


Visibly shaken, the wife stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.


She took a few deep breaths to compose herself - and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.
She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

1 Comments

Good one Windway..................

by Tattoo Man - 2013-03-01 04:03:24


..................along the same lines..

Bill, on his deathbed says to Mary "there is something I have to tell you"

Mary..."shhh darling , you need to rest"

"But Mary I cannot die without confessing to you"

"Bill, nothing can matter now"

"Its important..Mary, ..for years I have conducted an affair with your twin sister and your mum..sorry"

"Bill its ok..you just rest.....................and wait for the poison to work "

Tattoo Man..(dont tell the Wife )

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