BEST WAY TO PAY

A man with a pacemaker collapsed whilst walking through a barrier in a store.
The store manager called 911.
The paramedics rushed him to the nearest hospital where his pacemaker was reset and reprogramed.
He regained consciousness only to find for Nuns standing beside him. One of them had a clipboard.
She said to him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance"
He replied "No health insurance"
The nun asked " Do you have money in the bank"
He replied " No money in the bank"
The nun then asked if he had a relative who could pay.
He said he only had a sister who was a nun an a spinster.
The nun at this point was very cross and sain Nuns are married to GOD.
The patient then replied "Fine" send the bill to my Brother-in -Law

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