The effect of Solar FLAres on My paCEmaker

HelLO ALL,

How HAS yOUR day BEEN? MINE has beEN PRetTY GOOD SO FAR, hoWEVER my wiFE has been NAGGING ME all daY.. UGHHHH women AM I RIGHT?

ANYWAY I WAS DOINg some researcH on solar fLARES and saw that they wouLD kNOCK OUT POWER. WOuld it fry MY pacemaker, it is kidna liKe An emP and in Call of DUTY they use EMP TO DESTROY THINGS> WOULD I BE destroyed? Really hopE NOT BUT aT LEaST I woulDN't ahve to DEAl with my WIFE ANYMORE> I wISH we could GO Back to the DAYS When it wAS AlriGht to bEaT yOuR wIfE. Any way, thanks for THE HELP I realLY APPRECIATE IT. Fingers CROSSED TAHT I WOn'T DIE From A SOlaR Flare.

Yours TruLY,

hARVEY WEINSTEin

3 Comments

Dear Harvey

by TheRealHarvey - 2019-12-03 06:47:13

WoW thats so crazy I was worried about the same thing. I share your concern Harvey. I was doing some reSEArch to see that someone was taklng about wrapping tinfoil around thEir chest to PROtect US from the Sun. SUNScreen might work too, not sure about t hat though. MORE RESEARch neEDED.

Harvey

by IAN MC - 2019-12-03 12:31:31

I'm not sure about their effect on pacemakers, but there is growing evidence that solar flares can affect the upper case / lower case function when typing,   You must have  experienced one  massive exposure !

Ian

....SIGH

by Grateful Heart - 2019-12-03 13:53:01

That's 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Grateful Heart

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