questions

So now the end of my story approaches some questions are arising. Since I've never been dead before, I don't know the answers but thought I'd throw them out to the crowd

Death:

- do I need to be present for the big event

- can I use a stunt double

- will I have to face my mother-in-law for eternity

- will my Merlin home monitor work from where I'm going

  - can my Cardiologist charge extra for really remote monitoring

- are there rest stops on the way to the hereafter or should I forego my diuretics on that fateful day

- is this a one way ticket

- can I get upgraded to first class

- does membership in the PM Club extend to the hereafter

PS: my doctor just shook his head when I asked so guess he doesn't know either

4 Comments

good points

by jessie - 2019-08-29 01:04:00

your humour never ceases to amaze me afyer 13 years....i particularly like the mother in law one. also like the diuretic one. it's a place we are all going. you just got moved to the head of the line like my husband. one thing he just gets help with one issue but another one right behind it. patchwork to keep him alive since 2007 when bi-pass failed. he is amazing like you and keeps a sense of humour....somedays tho he just can't. it's a really bumpy ride and i get accused of not helping the situation. life has changed since our parents took this journey. my mother had an acute massive myocardial infarction at 57 and then not much heart help for her afterwards. at 65 she had seven heart attacks and the seventh took her. she didnt want an ambulance and had dad drive her while she waved to the neighbours sitting out. when she arrived they made ehr comfortable and she passed just like that. it happened so quickly none of us got to say goodbye. now life is different and more fast lane.omg i am rambling now. thinking of you and how it is for you and your wife and family. it has been a blast. jessie

Stunt double

by atiras - 2019-08-29 08:16:44

I can really recommend getting stunt double -- you'll never know anything happened to you!

Menbership

by Gotrhythm - 2019-08-29 14:00:29

I'm pretty sure If no one takes your name off the roles, you will remain a Pacemaker Club member in perpetuity.

Whether you willl still be able to post is another question.

Gosh, I hope so.

OMG

by pacergirl - 2019-09-03 21:10:09

HAHAHHAHA, I was hoping to find something that would make me smile... and here you are. Thank you for the smiles, I really appreciate it.  Oh, and yes, you are already First class with me.

You know you're wired when...

You need to be re-booted each morning.

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