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Due to the recent deluge of questions pertaining to the penalties for early withdrawl, or more specifically what would cause it, the bored got together and discussed how we might better service our members needs and decided a proactive approach would best suit our goals. So without further ado, below is a list of questions one might ask regarding whether these actions would adversely affect lead placement. 

WILL MY LEADS PULL OUT ...

- after tying my shoes

- after watching my favorite football (soccer) team score a goooooooal

- after aggressively making stir fry

- after struggling with a particularly difficult brassiere

- after pulling up my panties

- after raising my hand to volunteer for a hazardous mission at an elementary school

- after straining on the toilet

- after sex

- after pulling my head out of my ...

The answer to these and many more questions is...MAYBE

3 Comments

I'm glad that the Bored had a productive afternoon ...

by LondonAndy - 2018-11-01 20:30:31

... I think you may need a laxative ....

A Question

by IAN MC - 2018-11-02 12:06:53

I am a great believer in multi-tasking.   If you try to combine any of the risk factors which you listed is it likely to pull the leads out ?

I only ask because I was attempting to have sex while making a stir-fry and my PM doesn't feel quite right.

Ian

ian

by ROBO Pop - 2018-11-02 13:51:13

Stirring your small fry is not having sex, it's choking your chicken but it could pull a lead loose

You know you're wired when...

Your old device becomes a paper weight for your desk.

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