Poor taste?

Every week I get a lovely embossed card in the snail mail containing an invitation. It's from the Neptune Society inviting me to be cremated and my asses scattered at sea...apparently they are offering a huge discount if I act immediately.

Shouldn't they at least wait til I'm dead...is their offer in poor taste? Why do I suspect my kids submitted my name to them. 

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Before you go , Patch

by IAN MC - 2017-07-29 04:55:54

I don't suppose you have any golf clubs that you won't be needing ?  My putter seems to be faulty .

Ian

the flip side

by Tracey_E - 2017-07-29 09:29:33

At least you aren't getting a thank you note for purchase. 

Golf

by The real Patch - 2017-07-30 12:53:53

Word on the street is the shaft on your putter was limp from too many divots. I do have several sets of clubs Ian, but sadly the drivers are on the wrong side for the UK.

Good point though I panicked when Scaramucci Bros. Sanitation workers stopped in front of my drive. 

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