Jokes page

shame you got rid of this page...main reason I came here.  Miss it greatly...would lik to see it returned.

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I agree , there used to be far more humour !

by IAN MC - 2017-06-14 12:51:11

Maybe people think having a pacemaker is a serious business ?

For starters,  this was in the Reader's Digest , sent by a nurse I believe :-

 I recently cared for a man who was admitted to the hospital to have a pacemaker implanted. He was very friendly and outgoing, and had a nice smile for me every time I entered the room. On the morning of discharge, he felt great and as I attempted to give him his discharge instructions.he stopped me, and said I have a very personal question, can I make love to my wife every morning , every afternoon and then in the evening  with this? I hesitated and then said, I dont see why not.

Oh good, he responded, I never have been able to before. 

Ian
 

You know you're wired when...

Your old device becomes a paper weight for your desk.

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I am 100% pacemaker dependant and have been all my life. I try not to think about how a little metal box keeps me alive - it would drive me crazy. So I lead a very active life.