Jimmy and his last beta blocker

A new brake-through was discovered in a small town in South Jersey.

One morning Jimmy woke up and was running late to work. It was his first day at his new job. With his mind set on impressing his boss he decided to wake up alittle early to get a head start. He took his shower and finished dressing up. Soon after dressing up he gathered his things and headed out to work. He got to his car and realized that he forgot to take his beta blocker. He quickly ran back into his house and grabbed the medicine container. He realized there was one pill left and he would take it at a later time. With his mind set on getting to his job, Jimmy pay no attention that his car was low on gas. Jim was about half way from his job and the unthinkable happened, he ran out of gas. His job was too far to walk and there was no gas station in sight. Jimmy was truly upset and feeling like his life had enough problems after just getting a pacemaker two years ago. His heart started racing and he remember he hadn't taken his medicine (Beta Blocker). He got back in his car and with his hopes completely crushed. He opened his container and put his hand out, dropped the one pill he had left into his palm. Right before taken the last pill, Jimmy thought about how much this medicine just made him fart. At this point, Jimmy was frustrated. With the pill still in his hand he got out of his car walked to where the gas cap was and threw his last pill into his gas tank. Jimmy got in his car and after a few cranks the car started right up. I'm happy to report Jimmy made it to his new job and has not paid for gas since that day. He now gets two prescription, one for him and one for his car.

This is a joke for beta blocker users. No one wants to admit to it, but we know this pill is a room clearer. I hope you like this and please don't put a beta blocker in your gas tank, it doesn't work.....................lol.


Written by James
Christmmpace


7 Comments

Gas For My Car

by Ripple - 2007-11-15 05:11:13

Does work too. I have been doing that for years. Really saves me a bunch of money these days because Medicare pays for my Inderal.

thank you

by pat - 2007-11-15 08:11:27

thank you soooo much for this, this is one of "those" nights when i really needed a laugh :)

pat

funny

by jessie - 2007-11-15 11:11:16

this is quite the story! funny too. gives one quite a laugh. jessie

I love your humor!

by The Bunny - 2007-11-16 05:11:31

It's late, past 11pm and decided I would take a peek at the club before sounding off...I am so glad I did. This is just too funny! I have a dear friend that is on Beta Blockers, he will be on the floor with this! Thanks for sharing and keeping your spirits up, really for all of us! I've always believed that humor is the best medicine and we need to keep laughing to stay alive, so I do every chance I get! Thanks for giving me a well needed happy jolt and wow, it was even from my PM!

Hello everyone!

by Christmmpace - 2007-11-16 11:11:42

I'm happy someone is laughing or smiling. May our joy be louder then our problems. Humor is such a healer to everyone. I've never knew one person who doesn't like to laugh. Keep your joy and hopes up with the up coming holidays. Your friend and partner of joy, James.

Christ-makes-me-pace

funny one!

by mandogrl - 2007-11-16 12:11:29

So I guess I'll ask my husband's doctor never to prescribe those! ewww!

cancallation pacemaker

by paulgri - 2008-08-27 03:08:53

recently the hospital canceled out on my implantation and have reset me with a new date now I,m beginning to wonder if somethings up new date is 9/11 and I,ve got an Iragi doctor doing it,is there a message in this for me I could go of with a bang: mind you the specalist said I,d fell like a 30yr old after op (I,m 63and male) maybe and just maybe they are trying to find a suitable 30yr for me te he

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