Putin is Hacking my PM!!!

This Russian hacking thing is really getting out of hand! I just got an email from Vladmir Putin saying they hacked into my Pacemaker, and unless I reveal all the state secrets I know, they'll reveal all the things hidden in the deepest recesses in my heart. OMG - what if they reveal my deepest thoughts? Will they expose my secret crushes? 

BTW - I know absolutely NO state secrets. I'm doomed.

4 Comments

Nick

by IAN MC - 2017-04-01 13:49:51

You have confirmed my worst fears.  I have always suspected that Merlin home monitoring sends data directly to Moscow . I have always refused to have it installed for that reason.

Thanks for the warning.

Ian

BIg League

by Hamsquatch - 2017-04-01 14:31:01

This is why PM's need to be made in America, make Medtronics great again!

Funny guys!

by Ileen - 2017-04-01 17:43:09

Ok you are not ready for prime time! But you made me giggle! But, why not ? They are into every electronic device I have heard! Thanks for the laugh guys!!

 

i will stick with medtronics here in canada

by jessie - 2017-04-02 15:45:29

haha yeah i will stick with medtronic..has not failed me yet.. thanks for the great laugh

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