Finally...

Since discovering my shiny new CRT-D has a potentially defective lithium ion battery, I believe they bought all the spare ones from Samsung and the hoverboard manufacturers, that can fail unexpectedly, I have been anxiously awaiting the Merlin monitor to help give advance warning of battery failure, before I fail. Day after day I watch the post and delivery trucks go by and no sign of the potentially life saving monitor. 2 weeks and still no signs. Further building on my anxiety is the fact my Cardiologist was shocked I hadn't received it as of the end of last week. Nobody returns my calls. What to do...

Well my friends, I can now rest easy since I found out yesterday that the British spy agencies are monitoring us all, so I can rest easy and relax. I'm certain they are far more reliable than St. Jude's and won't let me down.

God save the queen

2 Comments

Merlin

by Grateful Heart - 2017-03-17 19:42:33

I don't have a Merlin....and I guess, neither do you.  I'm feeling better about not having one.

"Nobody returns my calls" BTDT, so I just don't call anymore....problem solved.

St. Jude....the patron saint of hopeless cases.....just sayin'.

British spy agencies.....I guess theyll call somebody when my device fails or ERI.....I hope.

Grateful Heart

Hey Jude

by IAN MC - 2017-03-18 06:31:51

Patch       Have you ever listened to the words of the old Beatles song, you may find them helpful :-

Hey Jude, don't let me down

Remember to let her into your heart ( female battery ?? )

Then you can start to make it better

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah  ( sing along if you must )

Our spy agency, GCHQ , has been watching the US very closely for many years , It all started when you shot John Lennon .

Ian

 

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