Cardiac Rehab

While at Cardiac Rehab I asked a nurse which of the machines would make me attractive to young women again? The nurse pointed to the ATM across the street.

5 Comments

Love it...............!

by Good Dog - 2016-03-07 11:03:58

Keep'em coming...........

Good One

by Grateful Heart - 2016-03-08 01:03:04


You are going to get along just fine here. Wait 'til you meet the rest of the group. Some of these guys are corkers.

Welcome.

Grateful Heart

Wait 'till the ....

by Theknotguy - 2016-03-08 03:03:52

Wait till the actual Medtronics rep stops in to do your PM reading. That's when you don't get the regular tech that takes turns reading Medtronic, Boston Scientific, St. Jude, and any other pacemaker that comes through the EP's office.

She's young, attractive, and well educated. Wears the Medtronic uniform and carries the extra special Medtronic pacemaker reader. If you can survive the first lookover - i.e not have a heart attack, you will when you see the extras added to your EP's bill.

Hope everything else goes well for you.

So funny

by snorko - 2016-03-08 10:03:41

I will probably tell this one many times over the next few days.
Hilarious!

LOL

by Hoser - 2016-03-08 12:03:12

Not just because I have a pacemaker now, but I work in the ATM field for a large bank!

Keep 'em coming!

Hoser

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