A LITTLE HUMOR.

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.
The doctor said, "We have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use.
One is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident.
The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died in his private plane.
The third is a hospital administrator who just died after 30 years of service at the large medical center." " I'll take the administrator's heart," said the patient.
After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did. " It was easy," the patient replied. " I wanted a heart that hadn't been used."

No offense intended.

~ Dominique ~


4 Comments

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by jessie - 2008-09-17 02:09:24

i relate so well, oh so well jess

Goooood one

by mikki14 - 2008-09-17 10:09:15

Loll :-D... Really good joke :-)!

Misa

So true!

by bambi - 2008-09-17 11:09:11

Unfortunately, this rings a bell!

Funny... hits home!

by uvagershwin - 2008-10-06 08:10:04

Hey, I loooove the joke! My cardiologist wants to become the department administrator and kinda wanted to email this to him, but...

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