TSA

With these new body scanners that aren't magnetic, I'm waiting for the day some moron tackles me for a "bomb" in my chest

3 Comments

Solution

by ElectricFrank - 2013-03-21 02:03:31

Just blow up at him!

LOL

frank

The ones I have gone thru I

by janetinak - 2013-03-21 03:03:14

think are called "back scatter" or something like that. I look at the picture they show & its just an outline & if any concern it is outlined in a yellow square. Last time it was my right knee. Told gal who was checking my knee that it might have been my knee replacement. She said it was probably my slax leg material was folded over on itself. Bears being batted down. Alto in Seattle it was so crazy busy that I ended in the metal detector twice! I thought I was going thru the scanner. Never had that happen before. So I dutifully go thru twice & PM happy but a distinct noise about knee level. hah! So asked me if I had any metal in me.Told them about POM & double knee replacements. Then I got patted down. Same as always been so not sure what the whine has been of late that so much worse. Maybe they changed back to the usuall pat down. Any how next time I flashed my nice new laminated in 8 languages card from Boston Scientific to the lead TSA agent & got into right scanner

hahaha!

by jcabezon - 2013-03-21 05:03:09

Nice one frank! :D

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