Squwabbit ?????

ok... here's my animal story. Granted, it may not be as exciting as donr's "nose-to-nose" bear encounter, but it's real and quite puzzling.
Yesterday, I was sitting on my back deck reading a book, when I heard a commotion around one of the bird feeders... we have 2 feeders...one is enclosed, and distributes the feed slowly at the bottom...the other feeder is an open plate like, which usually attracts the larger birds, like the doves or jays. The smaller birds seem to like the enclosed feeder, where the larger birds can't sit. The squirrels however, don't really care... they just shake the devil out of either feeder, then jump down to devour the feed. Well, yesterday, early afternoon, as I was reading, I looked up and saw what appeared to be a rabbit sitting in the open dish feeder. "how the hell did a rabbit get up into the dish?" I wondered. ( The deck is at ground level ) As I stood up for a better look, the "creature" raised his head, and low & behold, it looked like a squirrel...the head and ears and front legs looked just like a squirrel, but the rear end had huge legs like a rabbit, and a short tail. This creature jumped out of the feeder, scampered across the railing of the deck...jumped down to the ground and "HOPPED" across the yard...like a rabbit, then climbed up a tree like a squirrel...
Am I believing what I'm seeing here? This can't be real !!!
I went inside to get my digital camera, and when I returned, he was back in the feeder again. I took 5 pictures of the squwabbit before he scampered/hopped off again.
I called my neighbor Ron, and had him come out to witness this As we approached the back gate, the Squwabbit was once again sitting and eating in the open feeder. I went back thru the house and onto the deck, and as I approached, the Squwabbit scampered down the deck and HOPPED away, just like before. My very shocked neighbor said that he had never seen anything like this before either. Ironically, we each went to our computers and googled
"looks like a squirrel...hops like a rabbit" well, apparently others have seen these unexplained animals before. This is really bizarre... I would like to contact someone about this, but don't really know whom to call. Some animal control unit? Some genetic specialist??? supposedly, it is not possible for different species like rabbits & squirrels to mate and produce offspring like this, but what other explanation could there be?

1)... somehow, these 2 animal types did mate and produce a Squwabbit...
2)... perhaps in a parallel universe, one of these creatures crossed over to our side...
3)... Lubro has lost all of his marbles...

Now, I'm pretty sure all my marbles are still in place, and I'm fairly certain that I'm not crazy ( well, not entirely, anyway... I do leave some leeway for occasional bouts of crazy behavior)
The parallel universe thing is way iffy...
So, I don't really see any other explanation other than this...
I have a Squwabbit living in my yard...

Just wondered if anyone else has seen this? If you google it, then...YES... others have seen these squwabbits before...so why hasn't anyone captured one of these and tried to find some genetic explanation? Surely, since others have seen this, someone out there can explain this...
Hey... I have pictures...
so, any suggestions as to whom I can contact and where I can send the pics ???
I have never seen anything like this before. Seriously, this looks a hybrid animal...half squirrel and half rabbit...
Genetic engineering gone awry??? Hey, we already have genetically engineered crops growing everywhere, why not animals...?
Any comments ???

Lubro ... still crazy after all these years... :~) ?????


19 Comments

cwazy wabbits

by lubro - 2013-07-06 01:07:07

now guys... ok... although I have been known to imbibe, partake, dabble, mix & match, slug down a few, get downright silleeeee at times... This was early in the day (not that this matters )...and I sorta kinda wish I had been "under the influence", but alas... this all happened with a sober mind... hey..maybe that's the problem eh ?
nonetheless, what I saw looked genetically modified /altered...hey... look at the GMO's around... corn...soybeans... why not Squwabbits ?
as I said... I googled it ( c'mon...google doesn/t lie)
found several others who described exactly what I saw...
anyway... thanks for the fun lovely comments... :~)
gotta run some errands, then come back and look for that sasquatch...

peace & love...

Lou

Cwayz Wabbits................

by Tattoo Man - 2013-07-06 02:07:58


.................Lubro,..you are so splendidly American..!

Look back at postings on this site and look up 'Guns'..

What you lack is the good old fashioned and proven attitude, that should anything out of the ordinary appear in your 'back yard'..the first line of enquiry is to open up the arsenal of fearsome weaponry,..located near the stockpile of canned food and bivouac equipment,...bunker down for the fortnight ahead,.. and when the time feels right ,.blast the little b****** till ingdom come.

As your sainted singer,..old Bobby Dylan once sang...

You have' God on your side'

...Just a thought....it has worked for so many before you...

Do,..have a nice day !

Tattoo Man

Tattoo Man

Sparrow, who let you in here?

by donr - 2013-07-06 03:07:52

You are being sane, rational & reasonable & practical. Go see Lubro & have a snort of Wild Turkey (the kind that comes in a bottle), chased by some Metoprolol or some other loverly Beta Blocker. Then sit & stare at your service dog & when it becomes twins, enter the fray!

Somehow the call screener missed you (Whoops, he's under the table, snoring loudly).

The criteria for entering this thread is 1) insane, 2) crazier than a loon, 3) drunker'n a skunk, 4) bored outa your tree on a rainy Sat afternoon or 5) sitting on a couch necking w/ Sasquatch...

Wheeeee

Don

Yeah Sparrow

by Grateful Heart - 2013-07-06 04:07:47

This is no time for foolishness like being sane !! Check Don's criteria...4 out of 5 ain't bad. Hey....that should be a song!

All together now.......

Grateful Heart

Grateful: Which...

by donr - 2013-07-06 05:07:31

...4 of the five?

Curious busybodies demand to know!

Don

Well let’s see….

by Grateful Heart - 2013-07-06 06:07:05

I’m not imbibing since I told Lou to lay off the sauce but wait….I’m not the one that saw a squwabbit so….

It’s not raining here but, obviously….I am bored.

For some reason, I started calling my husband Sasqy and….he answers???

So I may have to recalculate those numbers, I'll be back!

BTW: Where did Sparrow go? Oh yeah, you told her to come back when after the Wild Turkey.

Grateful Heart

You forgot -

by donr - 2013-07-06 06:07:33

- Sparrow's service dog had to look like twins.

Good Grief, you must be bored. Why don't you go clean house or something. That's what we are doing - #1 Son comes by for a partial day visit on Sunday. We would NOT want him to see any clutter, now would we. He's NEVER seen clutter before, no, not him!

Sparrow is probably sitting there reading all this drivel, shaking her head & wondering how she fell in with such a nest of nutcases. By this point, even the Tat Man is doing the same. AND - it's only SATURDAY.

Don

Well, How 'bout a...

by donr - 2013-07-06 07:07:36

...Chupacabra - found one dead in our Nawth Jawja driveway. Road kill. My neighbor even raised goats at the time we found it. Took photos of it. Looks just like the ones reported in Texas. Or - maybe a big raccoon w/ mange - ya pays ya money & takes ya choice on this one! It definitely was NOT a mangy coyote - hind quarters were more coon-like than dog-like.

Now to the Jackalope... never saw one of those.

ER Doc Daughter saw vampire bats & a Fer de Lance in the wild while doing Jungle Warfare School in Panama back in the summer of 1985. Her whole patrol walked right past the Fer de Lance & didn't see it. She was last in the line & she did see it. Fortunately no one got bitten.

#1 Daughter found a Blue Ringed Octopus in the shallows of Okinawa when we lived there. No antidote for their poison & it was flashing its rings blue - it was agitated at being disturbed.

I found TWO Asiatic Coral Snakes on Oki - & they were not even confirmed to live on the island. Both were road kill.

Well, I have two bottles to take care of downstairs.

Talk to you all later.

Don

Sorry Lou

by Grateful Heart - 2013-07-06 10:07:22

I think we hijacked your thread. But you know with this bunch...that could happen.

Don, my house is clean so not much to do. We are having a heat wave here so we were sitting on the back deck this afternoon and I was tanning my freckles.

Show my husband this thread and he thinks we are nuts....THINKS ???

I don't require much, never did and .....life is good !!

Sparrow, glad to see you back.... even though you are seeing double.

Grateful Heart



Lubro

by Bevof NC - 2013-07-06 11:07:20

Bet you weren't boreeeeeddd anymore! Bet U didn't throw your flip flop at it! You were there because National Geogrraphic couldn't be. Did the squabbit prefer nuts or carrots? Eh-h-h? Love U'r energy and personality. Bev

Lou

by Grateful Heart - 2013-07-06 11:07:23

I'd start with Animal Control, but if they are anything like mine... I would then try calling the Department of Environmental Conservation in your State. I never heard of anything like that!

Just another suggestion.....lay off the sauce....LOL.

Grateful Heart

Silly Rabbit

by donr - 2013-07-06 11:07:25

probably looking for TRIX, but remember, TRIX are for kids!

Ian was right, Booze & Metoprolol do NOT mix.

BTW: I can remember a joke w/ a bear & a rabbit as the characters - unfortunately, it cannot be told in a family or mixed environment. Probably dreamed up by an Army medic working in a muddy ditch.

Uh - what's up Doc?

Don

LOL

by Grateful Heart - 2013-07-07 01:07:54

OK, he knows !!!

But I gotta tell ya, it didn't take us long here to know that your wife married a mad man either. Now don't get me started on Mother-in-Laws...LOL.

We have deer, turkeys, bunnies, foxes, possums, raccoons but no Chupacabras or Squwabbits.

Sparrow, where are you....I think I need a little backup !!

And where is Lubro:??

Grateful Heart

LOL!

by Many Blessings - 2013-07-07 02:07:47

Hi Lubro,

I want to see it too! Can you post your picture of it?

PS: I also want to see a picture of you in your night vision goggles, alcohol in one hand and a prescription bottle in the other! We can make you our site mascot!

night goggles...

by lubro - 2013-07-07 07:07:03

ok...if one wears night goggles, scours the wooded area behind his home...(please don't wake the neighbors)...question is...can one distinguish between a Squwabbit and a Chupacraba? Hey... this critter is really unique...maybe a strange genetic combo...what about a Chupasquwabbit ???

song lyric:
"You may be right...I may be crazy...But I just might be the lunatic you're looking for" and after reading some of your responses, I think I may have discovered that your spouses are indeed correct in finding you guys nutty as fruitcakes...at least I'm in good company...

(hey, can you see wild turkeys with these things on ?

G Heart...yes this thread was hijacked, but obviously by crazier people than me...
amazing how this thread went from squwabbits to dirty houses, service dogs, bear jokes, fearsome weaponry, TRIX, booze & beta blockers, dead Chupacabra in Nawth Jawja, jackalopes, vampire bats, Fer de Lances, blue ringed octopi, Bob Dylan, Nat'l Goegraphic, bivouac equipment....god, what a group I've stumbled into...

wait..wait...what was that?...gotta clear the goggles for a better look...I'll report back later with my findings...
say.. do chupacabras stand on their hind legs and have yellow eyes ??... oh S***...gotta run...


Thinks? Really...

by donr - 2013-07-07 12:07:42

...Grateful, this should be CONFIRMATION that he married a mad woman. I'm surprised that it took this long for it to come out!

My wife has known for nearly 54 yrs that she married a mad man.

Mother-in-Law decided at the 5 yr point that though I be mad, I must not be all bad - we had three children & her daughter had not been back home knocking on their door asking for asylum!

BTW: watch out for the Chupacabra - they've been reported as far north as Maine. Your goats are at risk.

Don

heeeeee's baaaaack ! ! ! ! ! ! !

by lubro - 2013-07-08 10:07:16

no no... not the chupacabra.. he's dead...remember ? you gota stay up with the story here.. capiche???...
so I ditched the night goggles ( c'mon...the goggles were a nice touch... don't yah think? ) sorry Many B... no pics of me...although, if I do indeed have a shot at becoming the "site mascot"...welllllll hey, I might just hafta get out there 2nite and get some pics..(.hmmm, let's see...if I balance the drink on the camera, hang the script bottle over my neck... yeah that might work...oops, just thinking aloud here...back to the Squwabbit...)

ok...so I told my contractor, who's fixing a chimney problem, and taking much too long to get it done I might add...to keep an eye out for Qwayze ( c'mon Qwayze Squwabbit? how can yah not love a critter w/ a name like that? ).. so now, Steve, the slow contractor, has seen him...and so has my wife, btw...they both watched him "HOP AWAY"...just like my neighbor and I witnessed.
hmmmmm...ok so now we seem to have...

1) this critter ( the genetically modified one ... remember... stay with me here ) is really an escaped specimen from some clandestine, government, gene altering experiment gone awry...( a GMA...Genetically Modified Animal )
2)this critter is a metoprolol / booze / god only knows what that pill was / can you really mix vodka with that ?...induced hallucination...
3) Lubro has somehow acquired mystical powers whereby he can implant an image like perhaps a 1/2 rabbit & 1/2 monkey...(wait scratch that last part ... different story)... make that last part 1/2 squirrel ... into the brains of others...hmmmm
4) of course there's the lost marbles thingy too...guess you can't rule that out...

but hey... just thought I'd let you know that Qwayze is still around...
or so I was told by my slow, not-in-much-of-a-hurry-to-get-this-job-done contractor ( is he drinking on the job? )
and by my wife...( yes she had a few glasses of wine, but that's not pertinent to the story )...hey... they saw him HOP AWAY ! ! ! ! !

Still crazy after all these years?
You Bet !!! is there any other way to be ?
just remember this...
Clowns to the left of me...Jokers to the right...
Here I am...Stuck in the middle with you...

hope I made you :~)

hey... did I ever tell you guys about the time I saw..............nah... it's too long ... maybe another time...ciao

Lubro

Lubro..................

by Tattoo Man - 2013-07-08 11:07:11


.............................go onto You Tube and punch in ..Squabbit....

You may be nuts, but that doesnt make you wrong...as G K Chesterton wrote.."C'est les fous qui ont le raison", as in "The crazy people have all the sense / answers / truth"

You could shoot it , have it hollowed out and made into a nice winter hat !

That way you could change your name from Lubro to Squabbit Man

Great thread !.....

Tattoo Man

thanks Tattoo Man...

by lubro - 2013-07-08 12:07:43

I went to You Tube...yep there you have it...
I've enjoyed playing with this thread, and hope all involved have as well... But , this is one strange critter... Guess I could be called worse things than Squabbit Man...
Haven't really looked into it, but is there some "logical" explanation for these potential winter hats?
Inquiring minds want to know...

thanks

Lou ( aka...nah ain't going there )

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