The saints be praised

OK, so I already have a St. Jude pacemaker. Now the cardio wants me to start taking low dose aspirin (81mg) - St. Joseph safety coated. All this to postpone meeting St. Peter.

3 Comments

aww poor you

by BillMFl - 2014-01-22 10:01:39

You could always drink a pint of Jack Daniels, smoke a pack of camels and eat a big steak for your daily routine. Might even live longer that way. Who knows for sure. I always thought my main risk was being shot by a jealous husband, but at almost 72 that danger has passed. :)

Yes Indeed

by Moner - 2014-01-22 12:01:23

Hi Reboot!!!

You'll never go wrong with St. Jude and St. Joseph on your side!


Moner
>^..^<

thanks

by Alma Annie - 2014-01-24 06:01:36

Thanks for the laugh. Always makes me feel good. Husband laughed too.
Alma Annie

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