Don't tell my wife...

I think the toaster is flirting with me.

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My toaster is a two-timing bitch !

by IAN MC - 2013-02-07 09:02:26

I started a relationship with my toaster and it ended in tears . It was all flirty-flirty with me , popping up pieces of toast when I was least expecting it and then, would you believe it , it started a relationship with the microwave !

From now on, I only toast using the oven grill . The toaster is just sitting there, looking all sullen . Do I care !

Ian

Domestic Appliances..........

by Tattoo Man - 2013-02-07 11:02:00


................they are all just cheap Tarts ! When I go into the kitchen each morning the Microwave just sits there with its door slightly ajar and when I walk past it just goes 'PING !'...now if thats not a flagrant 'come on', then I dont know what is .

This never ever happens when Mrs TM makes the morning coffee.

Perhaps we could form a support group. We could meet once a fortnight in my shed and formulate a 'Twelve Plug Programme'

You will, doubtless understand why I never go to the kitchen at night......makes you shudder doesnt it ?

Tattoo Man

:'D

by owls__ - 2013-02-25 04:02:01

HAHAHA I don't know why I found this so funny...

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