I told this joke to my surgeon! :)

• by jolsen
• 2012-09-09 09:09:29
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As my surgeon was wrapping up in the OR (btw, I was completely alert and awake during my procedure, which was rather weird but interesting to me), I told him and the OR crew this joke that my brother (who also has a pacemaker) had just told me before I went in for the PM procedure.

A pastor was visiting an older lady in the hospital who was dying. As she was dying, she handed him a note. The pastor put it in his pocket for safekeeping, and the woman died. A few days later at her funeral, the pastor was speaking and remembered that he had the note from the lady. He told those in attendance that she had given him a note as she was dying. He said that he would read it for the first time to them all right now. As he opened the note, he read, "Pastor, you're standing on my oxygen!" :)) Have an awesome Sunday, everyone!