Green day coming ,so....

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.

He quickly phoned his friend Finney.

"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"

"Yes" said Finney......"Where are you calling from?"

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I wonder somehow ?

by IAN MC - 2013-03-12 02:03:34

If you don't make it to heaven; do you end up spending the rest of time working in a call centre in the other place ?

..... that would certainly be my idea of hell ! ( great joke of yours by the way }

Ian

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You run like the bionic man.

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