Just love Rancher's...Got this in my email!

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.
The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge. Show him your BADGE! "

5 Comments

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by Alma Annie - 2013-01-04 05:01:30

Thanks for the laugh. I love laughing, it makes me feel good.
Alma Annie

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by ebfox - 2013-01-04 08:01:04

No Cattle

When I think of that DEA agent, that's what I think-

I laughed so loud I scared my cat

by janetinak - 2013-01-05 04:01:20

Thanks,

Janet

Love to laugh as well!

by justmepacing - 2013-01-05 08:01:56

My son was sitting by me when I read this! Wouldn't have been a problem if I had not just taken my pills and taken a drink to wash them down with! He didn't know what to think with I finished chocking and looked at him and I said what I can give birth to you but you can not handle a little water...Being the man he is...Well ok he is 20...He said I can handle water mom...the fact that it just came out of your nose is a problem for me....Started laughing again!

Ranchers -Ha!

by donr - 2013-01-07 01:01:36

We live in North Georgia, pretty far out from the civilization called Atlanta.
Down a 1.5 mile private road called "Trail of Tears Road" is a barbed wire fence w/a sign on it. The sign reads "If you climb this fence, you had betterbe able to cross the fields in less than 9 seconds. That's how fast the buffalo in here can cross it."

And - sure enough, there are a buch of buffalo in the field, placidly munching on grass. Along w/ a bucnh of exotic deer species from all over the world.

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