Jigsaw puzzle

One for the weekend.
A little silver haired old lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started".
Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it is finished"?
The little silver haired old lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a cockerel."
Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do,we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Lets have a nice cup of tea,and then, " he said with a deep sigh..................
"Let's put all the Cornflakes back in the box"


5 Comments

Too funny..

by pacie - 2013-02-01 01:02:44

I love a good laugh so I had to share it with my friends on Facebook. Hope you don't mind. I think we all need a good dose of humor to help cope with all the terrible things happening in the world today.

Pacie

Brilliant !

by sue uk - 2013-02-01 03:02:20

Have missed your "something for the weekend" humour, welcome back :-)
Sue X

Brilliant No 2...........................

by Tattoo Man - 2013-02-01 11:02:43


.....................................thanks for that one O Clockmeister. I have already told it to a bunch of people today...all with great results.

I have also exported it to Benalmadena on the Costa del Sol, so it will doubtless go viral round the British Legions and Age Care clubs !

Have a good weekend Clock

Clock-a-doodle-do

by IAN MC - 2013-02-02 05:02:13

I've just tried it and almost finished it. There was one cornflake missing ; isn't that just typical of jigsaws !!!

Ian

IAN MC..............................

by Tattoo Man - 2013-02-02 12:02:02


.................................this proves conclusively that you are one Shreddie short of a boxfull !!

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