OLD IS WHEN.......

'OLD' IS WHEN..... your wife says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one, I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN.... your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... a sexy woman catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today.

'OLD' IS WHEN..... 'getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN..... an 'all-nighter' means not getting up to go to the toilet.

2 Comments

Seriously, ROBO

by Sunnydaze - 2014-04-30 02:04:49

Not funny to you may well be funny to someone else. Lighten up!! :-)

Thanks for remingind us

by Bill T - 2014-04-30 10:04:18

Ves, according to your Bio I have 7 years on you and I relate to this and your previous Old Age is for Wussies post. LOL

Thanks for the chuckle and to all our "Seasoned" Pacemaker Friends, remember we are like the old Marlin Perkins Timex Commercial, OUR BODIES HAVE TAKEN A LICKING BUT WITH OUR PACEMAKERS, WE KEEP ON TICKING!

Bill in NW Arkansas

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