UK Elections coming up soon....

• by Tattoo Man
• 2015-04-29 04:04:26
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.....So, a prominent Politician is run over by a bus and ends up at the Pearly Gates.

St Peter greets him with the choice of Heaven or Hell and offers him a 24 hour trial at each venue.

At the end of the deep elevator he is met by a smiling Devil who takes him to the delightful golf club where all his smiling mates are all dining on lobster and champagne after a blissful round of golf...

24 hours later , our man experiences Heaven..all harps and fluffy clouds with not much to do and no golf..

So, says St Peter..whats your choice then ?

Well,..Hell was so much better than I had expected,..Heaven was, frankly a little dull...

OK then says Peter,...down the elevator then

Mr Devil opens the creaking door to reveal a vile, post nuclear wasteland with all of his pals wading around in crap with still more raining down.........no golf club.

This isn't what I experienced yesterday he moaned..

Ah, says Mr Devil...let me explain....yesterday we were Campaigning....

Today..You Voted


Use your franchise wisely...Tattoo Man UK