Brit Joke

"Daddy, Daddy...I want a Pony !!! "

"Sorry Love , we still have a freezer full of Horse to get through first"

also..

I checked the ingredients on a packet of burgers in the supermarket. I was pleased that it was low on salt but quite high on Shergar

Tattoo Man



13 Comments

Did you know ?

by IAN MC - 2013-02-08 01:02:04

They have changed the price of the Findus Burgers in my local supermarket . They are now " £5 each way "

Ian

Mrs TM......................

by Tattoo Man - 2013-02-08 01:02:23


............................just loves Findus Burgers.....now that explains why she has turned in to a Nag !

TM

My Doctor.............

by Tattoo Man - 2013-02-08 02:02:58


.......................has put me on a Stable diet and tells me that I should eat Findus burgers for the Mane course.

TM

lmao

by nipper1 - 2013-02-08 04:02:08

sorry no comment but you have made me chuckle!

you could boost your anti-oxidants

by RobertS - 2013-02-08 08:02:22

by washing it down with a glass of Red Rum :)

Could be worse

by IAN MC - 2013-02-08 09:02:06

If you think it's bad that UK supermarkets are selling horse meat don't go to China !

The burgher joints there are selling quarter pandas.

Ian

I LOVE British humour!

by golden_snitch - 2013-02-08 11:02:32

Wonder, if our American folks get the joke. It's all over the news here in Germany, but not sure about U.S. media.
Anyways, since Germans think that British dishes are a bit rum, we're not surprised to learn that you're also eating horse :D I mean, if you eat Haggis, then horse can't really be a problem :D

Inga

Findus 2

by IAN MC - 2013-02-08 12:02:00

I ordered some Findus burgers online and was told to
" Add to cart "

findus

by nipper1 - 2013-02-08 12:02:35

They have now re named findus to find' oss!

Poor me !

by sue uk - 2013-02-09 07:02:39

Ate a burger last night, been up all night with the trots.........had check -up with GP & he said my condition was now stable !!!!!
There is now talk about dogmeat being used, my friend had some meatballs in gravy said they were the dogs bo***cks !!!!!
Sue x

Sue

by IAN MC - 2013-02-09 09:02:56

Do you want the unbridled truth ? It is only when the trots turn into the gallops that you have real problems.

Ian x

IAN.................

by Tattoo Man - 2013-02-10 07:02:28


...........................YOU HAVE JUST POSTED A GLOBAL CHALLENGE...Good Man

So , World..check out your Shakespeare.

I will, personally give £10 to the British Heart Foundation to the first ,..decent,..imaginative. comment.

Work together,.. and nicely,..share,. and no pinching

Tattoo Man..Dick Three,... as in Monarch,..aint had much good press...time to re -avaluate?

TM

News just in

by IAN MC - 2013-02-10 09:02:30

Archaeologists in Leicester have successfully excavated Tesco's car park and found the remains of Richard III 's horse !

Ian

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