Stay out of the Park

So, ..picture this..two oldish Ladies, .both with pacemakers are sitting on a bench in the park....

Suddenly a Naked Jogger comes tripping by...

One Lady has a stroke

The other couldnt reach...

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As I live and breathe.. this gag has just come via Skype from the Costa del Sol, from my Sainted Mother-in-Law..Eileen..herself a Pacemaker Queen.

I know its an old one ,..but so is she (87)..I love you Eileen,.. an inspiration to all the Family.

Tattoo Man

2 Comments

That's Oldies for you

by TickTock-UK - 2012-11-05 01:11:30

Hi TM,

Olden’s are the best!!

As you know I don’t post jokes here anymore due to some people who don’t like/find jokes funny or amusing, but seeing you have one here I thought I would share this one with YOU!!

What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop that specialises in items for the elderly, the shop was so packed out with old folk; we were only in there for about 5 minutes before we left. When we came outside, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on old man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us, he totally ignored us, and continued writing the ticket. I called him a naughty word. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So my wife, who you don’t want to argue with started calling him names, well the air was blue. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Anyway, after about 25 minutes we walked away in discuss, personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

Hope you and the family are well.
Regards - TickTock-UK (Len)

Stay out of the Park

by Baz - 2012-11-05 04:11:53

Great joke, can you believe i've not heared it before.

Your Mother-in-Law sounds like mine before she passed away, greatly (missed) she would have loved that joke.

Baz

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