This explains everything

Picture the scene:

An intimate table for two in a bijou restaurant.

John:...."Darling how come you are so unspeakably gorgeous and at the same time just a bit dippy"?

Mary....."Sweetheart thats so easy to answer,...God made me gorgeous so thay you would be attracted to me"

John..."Er..yes" ??

Mary..." And God made me a bit stupid so that I would be attracted to YOU"

Tattoo Man, still an avid student of studying the Fairer Sex..

1 Comments

so funny and cute

by Hope - 2012-09-06 06:09:53

Hi! Thinking the fair lady needed to have enough money in her purse for her dinner after that bit of honesty. Reminds me of a conversation I had with a classmate of mine whom I had not seen since our high school graduation. How long ago graduation was I will skip. He was telling me about a train ride in recent years. I remarked that I had not been on a train since my mother took my Brownie Scout troop on a train trip to visit the state capital. Without thinking, he replied, "That was an old train". The phone went silent......he thought I had hung up on him for sure, but I was quietly laughing, waiting for him to try to back out of that one. Laugh about it often. Thanks for making us laugh and helping us remember that some thoughts are best kept silent. Hopeful Heart

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