Do days get any better than this ?

i) I have just had a pacemaker check. and the estimated remaining battery life has increased from 5 to 8 yrs

ii) I got home and found out that I had won 10 pounds on the lottery

iii) I went for a run to celebrate. I run past a farm where the farmer's dog normally bares its teeth and attempts to jump over a fence to kill me. This morning it just growled and glared at me. Have I found a new friend ?

iv) I switched on the news and Obama says he is going to eradicate the ISIS terrorist problem as well as finding a cure for cancer , that 's fewer things to worry about then !

If only every day was this good

Ian

7 Comments

David

by IAN MC - 2016-01-13 01:01:41

You will share your winnings ! Thanks for your very kind offer, my day really has just got even better .

I sincerely wish you the best of luck in tonight's draw and have my bank account details at hand ready to send to you

Ian

A Dollar and a Dream

by Grateful Heart - 2016-01-13 02:01:29


It sounds like you are both dreaming the same dream.

WAKE UP!!

BTW, I have a bridge I could sell you.

Grateful Heart

Really

by Cabg Patch - 2016-01-13 03:01:52

...drinkers, I mean dreamers

IAN MC ........

by Tattoo Man - 2016-01-13 09:01:49



.......sometimes we just get lucky..

.......It seems that you have found yourself in that fortunate place...a dream come true...

1......you may live to be Ancient,..not just Elderly..

2.....with Good Dog ,you might re-invest to be as useful to the World as Donald ( who did that ?) Trump..

3....you can turn in your Glock 37 to the local cops and gain valuable local paper coverage....( stay in the bunker for at least a year)...

4......Stick a turban on and you will easily blend into your local community...resist the temptation to cry."..Waitrose is God".. when you hit the checkout

5..if you thought that your day was good ...does it match my experience of meeting my Electrican who can rewire my next project tomorrow morning...??

6..and NOT my Pacemaker !!

Truly Yours....Tattoo Man UK


Does it get better?

by Good Dog - 2016-01-13 11:01:10

Congratulations....that "IS" a good day!
I am hoping I can leverage some of your good fortune. We have a lottery drawing tonight here in the U.S. for about $1,500,000,000.
That would be about: 1,039,200,000 £

Just rub your finger on my name on your screen for good luck! Hey, I'll share some ................

THANKS,

David

10-Spot

by PJinSC - 2016-01-15 04:01:55

How many pints can you get nowadays for 10 sterling? Hoist one for me!

PJ

lol

by jessie - 2016-01-16 06:01:49

thanks for the humour...jessie

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