I am exhausted !

While the PM club was out of action my wife insisted that I decorate the house, mow the lawn, repair her car, tidy up the garage , catch up with paper-work, go shopping with her and even plumb in a new washing machine.

She asks if the PM site could be made to go out of action every other week ?

Please ignore her !

Ian

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I agree with you , Lurch

by IAN MC - 2015-07-28 03:07:09

Let us sue for as much as we can get.

I desperately need the money, as she wants to go shopping again !

Ian

Grounds for litigation?

by Lurch - 2015-07-28 03:07:42

Ian, think we should sue? Site goes down and we have to actually work?!?!?!?!? What's up with that?

You've got me thinking Patch

by IAN MC - 2015-07-28 04:07:34

I should have become suspicious when she told me that the golf course was closed

Ian

IAN MC...........

by Tattoo Man - 2015-07-28 07:07:32


..........My Very Dear Friend......as the Aliens in every Sci-Fi film say..." Resistance is futile".....

MRS IAN MC will always have the upper hand because she has skills and strategies that have been honed to perfection over the years of being hooked up to an incurable Golfer....

Now this is the trick...SSSHHHH........no one is listening !!

When you next go out shopping and you stroll past a jewellery shop..gently steer her towards the window.....

Now this is the bit that you have to get just right.....

Quietly scanning the displays you say..".ya know Princess..that Sapphire and diamond number , just next to that cheap looking Opal job was just made to be on your hand..how about I buy it for you..?? "

Leave a big pause....a VERY big pause.....and wait for...

OOOOH Mr MC....I had quite forgot what an Alpha Male you have always been,.. and right now I feel like a spoilt girl...you are silly offering me the jewel..lets get Soup of the Day down at the Pub....

Now...TIMING is essential....Protest at her reluctance....shrug your shoulders,..but not too much...Soup of the Day will never taste so good......mention the Jewel..( v carefully ).....

You will have built a very good foundation to deal with a downside of PMC..very little can go wrong..

1.....You score big time..

2.....She accuses you of a Major Misdemeanor..

3.....You are about 1500 bucks down on the deal

IAN..please do not thank me...believe me.. it really is the Very Least that I could do...

Tatoo Man




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by Alma Annie - 2015-07-28 11:07:58

How come Mrs Ian got you to do all that??? Am I doing something wrong??? A lot needs doing at this place!!!

As for the jewellery, I am not sure what that is, also I know Mr AA does not know. Can Tatoo man explain!!

As for the site going down, I don't always know as I have to fight to use computer. Mr. AA is always using it to research family history! (no I have to be fair he will mumble do I want to use computer? Then continues on as if I have not heard!!)

Alma Annie

I can't make the comment

by Theknotguy - 2015-07-29 12:07:59

I can't make the comment I'd like. Goes against site rules. But I do have a great way to take care of the Mrs. Just can't tell you here.

I keep telling the spouse that different things corrode the leads. I don't think she's bought it all, but I've gotten out of doing dishes lately.

Ya gotta prime the pump.

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