Having a pacemaker is NOT stressful

You pick up a hitchhiker... A beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and
you take her to the hospital. Now that's stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you're going to be a father.

You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful!

You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.

After the tests are completed, The doctor says the test shows you're infertile, And probably have been since birth.
You're extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.

Now that really IS stressful !!

Having a pacemaker is a piece of cake in comparison !!!

Cheers

Ian

11 Comments

ah ha

by jillc - 2014-12-17 03:12:32

really funny and I don't often laugh outloud

funny

by wjs1954 - 2014-12-17 06:12:15

very funny ;>)

Fun

by Alma Annie - 2014-12-17 06:12:18

Hi Ian, You always make me laugh. Thanks.
Alma Annie

Love it

by Tinkergirl - 2014-12-17 09:12:17

This was funny!!!!

So funny

by lplatt - 2014-12-17 11:12:34

IAN, I absolutely love your sense of humor!! Thank you!!

Fair point Bossie...

by IAN MC - 2014-12-18 12:12:03

.. but , are they my 5 kids ?

Stress

by Bostonstrong - 2014-12-18 12:12:22

Maybe if you were home with your wife and 5 kids instead of picking up beautiful girls you wouldn't get in to these stressful situations. Just saying...

Funny you should say that Sarah !

by IAN MC - 2014-12-19 03:12:15

I took a close look at my kids this morning. 3 look vaguely Chinese, then there's the black one and I've never understood why the fifth one has ginger hair.

I should have spotted years ago that something isn't quite right !

Ian

new member

by MYRT1936 - 2015-01-02 09:01:39

This site has already been therapudic and I have only been a member for about 15 min.

new member

by sweetcheeks - 2015-01-12 02:01:33

first joke ive looked at on here. gave me a laugh
cheers Ian from sweetcheeks. I got pm on 11dec14

Will be passing this joke on lol

by Kaity - 2015-01-15 05:01:04

Thanks for the laugh!! To all my pacer buddies, i'm thankful to have been lucky to find this group, it has helped me learn how to heal, and breath easier. My love to all :)

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This is my second Christmas with my pacemaker and I am so happy to be with my family.