I am feeling insecure !

We go through life accepting that some things are certain and will never change . When things do suddenly change we think is this the end of life as we know it ? :-

-- The Pope is always Catholic

-- bears will always sh*t in the woods

-- Tattoo Man is ALWAYS online at the PM club

One of these has suddenly changed ( and no, the Pope has not suddenly become a Buddhist and , no, donr will probably confirm that the defaecation habits of bears are unaltered )

..so what is going on ? Tattoo Man , where are you ?

Ian

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MY DEAR FRIEND IAN MC.........

by Tattoo Man - 2014-10-19 11:10:10



...............it takes a man of your perspicacity and advancing years to notice that I have , indeed ..'disappeared' from my regular..( and longstanding ) position in the 'Who's Online ? side-bar, here in PMC......

Conspiracy Theories will , no doubt, abound as to what lies behind this mysterious event....heaven knows,...even Mrs TM was beginning to believe that I really existed...

These are the simple facts...

I entered the 'Who's Online ? ' box many months ago, ..initially just to try it for size...and guess what ?..I kind of liked it in there.....now sometimes it got a bit crowded in there, what with having to move over for the likes of Don...Sparrow..Bossy and Inga...

But we always got on just fine and gave eachother all the space that was needed..regardless of what the others were rabbiting on about...

It turned out that there was, in reality,...room for as many as wished to get into the 'W O' box...people from all over the World came and went...name a country and there was someone from there.....every so good to eachother...all with such patience and good humour...all with their own stories to tell...

I really liked it in the ' W O ' box..and thought that I had got myself pretty well settled in...then...

Blake got in touch and said that if I don't pay the back-rent he would be left with no option other than to call in the Bailiffs,...so I decided to pack up my stuff and clear out under cover of night in a cheap rented van...

IAN MC...promise me that you wont tell a soul about this...I am in enough trouble trying to explain to Mrs TM where I have been all these months...I have even used that, time honoured line that I got from a Telly Soap..." Darling..its not how it looks.."..I am sure that the swelling will go down..in time..

Please keep this to yourself...

Tattoo Man

I kind of liked it in there..but now, at least , I can stand up straight...

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The dog’s invisible fence prevents you from leaving the backyard.

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