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A man was continually breathless despite having a pacemaker so he went to the doctor. After examining him the doctor referred him to the cardiologist.

The cardiologist took his wife aside, and said your husband has a very unstable heart. He has stents, he has a pacemaker,he has a fib and he can't tolerate exercise I am afraid he is not going to make it, unless you treat him like a king ! "

This means you are at his every beck and call, 24 hours a day and that he must not do anything himself. He won't be able to help around the house at all . You will have to do everything !!

On the way home the husband asked with a note of concern " What did he say? " Well, the lady responded, he said it looks like you probably won''t make it !

Ian

12 Comments

lol

by annie21 - 2014-04-27 01:04:11

nice one

Hmmmmmm

by IAN MC - 2014-04-27 02:04:26

Why is it that everyone who has approved of the story so far is female ? That is a worry !!

Ian

Another one

by PAMMY - 2014-04-27 03:04:43

Hi Ian - you can add me to your list of female approvers of your story!
Pam

Good laugh

by PamW - 2014-04-27 03:04:44

Ian, great joke - - - hope you're not the man being referred to in this story!

I am surprised

by wjs1954 - 2014-04-27 05:04:04

That the wife did not say " thing will continue as they have from the day we married" lol

IAN MC.......................

by Tattoo Man - 2014-04-27 05:04:07


...............may you never stop walking on the 'wild side' when it comes to humour...

Mrs MC might just eat you alive....and you might just love every minute of it....

Bon Voyage.

TM

Who says it's a joke??

by Zia - 2014-04-27 05:04:22

Sound serious to me

Sounds like

by Grateful Heart - 2014-04-27 11:04:37

Your Wife has caught on to you and your Doc. :-)

Good joke Ian.

Grateful Heart

Good chuckle

by KAG - 2014-04-27 12:04:25

thanks

lol

by Porkypig - 2014-04-27 12:04:59

love it

Too Funny!!!

by Sunnydaze - 2014-04-28 01:04:37

Good one!!! It's refreshing to see a light mood on occasion. :-)

Tattoo Man

by IAN MC - 2014-04-28 05:04:51

I was not expecting any males to comment on this joke as it is clearly aimed at denigrating those of our gender

So you are the only man to become involved ! But as you know , although we are good cyber-friends, we have never met in the flesh.

Could you confirm please that you are not :-

i) a woman trapped in a man's body
ii) a transvestite
iii ) a cross-dresser
iv) about to undergo a sex-change
v) in fact, Tattoo Woman

Yours concerned

Ian

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