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Winds of 108mph, structural damage, flying debris, massive depression, icy blasts, communication difficulties, untold misery and suffering...

Yes, I forgot our wedding anniversary again.

Ian

8 Comments

happy anniversary

by annie21 - 2014-02-17 02:02:32

love your wit,

Casper..............

by Tattoo Man - 2014-02-17 04:02:25


...there is no way that IAN is under the table, right now , unless he has,...very understandably, resorted to attacking the sodden IKEA sideboard..doors hanging off ..revealing the tempting contents of old bottles of Tia Maria..Advokat..Snowballs..and , well by out of date Boddingtons that his so called 'Mates' brought round at his last Golf Party...

He will be ..on TOP of the table..changing a blown lightbulb,..his wet wellies offering scant insulation to a jolt of 240 Volts up his leg..

MRS IAN MC will. no doubt be offering encouraging comments, given the grave conditions.....I can hear tender encouragements along the lines of....

IAN..YOUR JOB..STOP THAT FLOOD, AND NOW......MY MOTHER ALWAYS THAT YOU WOULD BE......you know the rest..

IAN..a true rival to 007 will, I am sure,..be calm and, wading towards the shattered remnants of their, hitherto proudly owned assemblage of chipboard,..come out with the time honoured line....Martini glasses bobbing on the waves..

MRS IAN...Shaken or stirred ??

IAN

I have never doubted your supreme ability to remain calm , even in these 'Post Fluvian ' times

Unforgiveable!

by PAMMY - 2014-02-17 04:02:36

I wouldn't expect sunny conditions for at least a few days if I were you!
Pam

Pammy..Look You.......

by Tattoo Man - 2014-02-17 05:02:00


...............for those who are inclined that way..it just might be the time to build another Ark....

Two by Two...my vote goes for MR MRS MC....

Our future will be assured with this fine model of the Human Condition....

Lets look at the facts....IAN can run,.. and also continues to pursue the idea that hitting a small ball. the size of a mouses head.. may have a benefiet at all to what we , laughingly call the Human Race....mmm interesting concept...

MRS MC ..my very best wishes to you..

Tattoo Man

welcome to the bad boys club

by BillMFl - 2014-02-17 08:02:17

You now are a lifetime member. I'm sure your wife has a reward in mind!

IAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Tattoo Man - 2014-02-17 10:02:14


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was a darn good thing that Mrs TM had just finished her lunch otherwise the wall in our kitchen, opposite the table, would now be liberally plastered with a mixture of bread and boiled egg !

Talk about Laugh out Loud !

Seriously, how close is the flood to you now ?..you told me the other day that it was 3 or 4 miles away

You take care.

Tat Man

Zowie!!!!

by Casper - 2014-02-17 11:02:12

Sounds like fun!!!

Are you hiding under the table now?

Casper

lol

by jessie - 2014-02-18 01:02:26

that is very funny. here we have a new storm dumping loads of snow to-night. sick of it. it was nice for christmas but that is about it. i am the cleaning snow lady but must admit our neighbours come over with their snow blowers and do a great job. just wanted to say that my significant other is sleeping more and more. i know that is not a good sign with heart disease. maybe on a good note tho he is just sick of me. could i take a survey then? jessie

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