The benefits of dying

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her grandpa who has just had a PM implant. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her grandpa's room.

"Grandpa, grandpa," she says excitedly,"as soon as mommy comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

"What?" said her Grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog because mommy said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!"

Cheers

Ian

2 Comments

IAN MC......................

by Tattoo Man - 2013-11-02 05:11:30


........................................so kind of you to join in this, most serious of'.. Deeply Darkly Cardiac Very Critical of PMC Threads.
This Forum can only be truly, 'Of the People'

But..

I find your insensitive attitude towards ,..frogs, and, indeed, all amphibians quite offensive, and ,on behalf of the Cold Blood Community..feel a need to challenge your position regarding our'Friends', ..consigned to exist in ,..and I shudder..Cold Water..

The Newt,..no less a member of the community that walks about the Face of the Earth,,deserves no less respect and attention to its wellbeing that anyone, even ,dare I say in,,,,,,,

The Warm World

Who, in all faith would challenge this view...??

Tattoo Man

even tho this is a joke there are worse tnings than death

by jessie - 2013-11-03 01:11:59

one worse thing would be involved in a family where the members are waiting for you to die...jessie

You know you're wired when...

You get your device tuned-up for hot dates.

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