Is this a first ?

A few minutes ago i checked into the PM club ,in my continual quest to find the meaning of life, and there was the message :-

" We have 0 visitors online " . Could someone please confirm ; has the world ended or not ?

Ian,......... alone in the UK with just his PM for company

Hang on ..there's a strange orange glow in the sk

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Tatman !!!

by sue uk - 2013-03-03 02:03:05

Now, here in sunny Shropshire where they have the honour of my residence we dont have the Priory but we do have "The Shed" which is the poor persons equivalent & it just happens to be in my garden which is pretty damn handy.
My other half sends me there quite often especially if there is a good film on that he wants to watch in peace and quiet,and sad as it may seem it was him that answered the phone pretending to be the lodger, little bit embarassing explaining that l was in the Shed AGAIN !!!
Ah well, could be worse, l could be one of those people that nobody wants at their party.......................
Sue x

SUE !!!........................

by Tattoo Man - 2013-03-03 04:03:23


..................I read this last posting of yours and, momentarily felt a little sorrow for you....

Then.....I did a little research on your most delightful County of Shropshire. It did'nt take very long to discover that in the centre of your picturesque village of ..Much Simmering By Aga,...next to the cricket pavillion is a quintissentially English Hostellry..16th Century and largely of timber construction...and the name of said Tavern is nothing less, dear reader, than...

THE SHED..Free house..Gin and tonic and Port and Lemon specialities, by the pint for the Ladies.

Sue,..I've had a quiet chat with IAN MC and we agree that next time PM Club organise a blowout,..its going to be at THE SHED,...IAN can come on his old Raleigh pushbike and I will save about 800 gallons of aviation fuel.

Snitch,,..it has to be Staaken aerodrome this time (dont forget the torch)....all this PMC carousing is great fun ,..but ,..damaging to the wallet.

You are all sensational !!

Tattoo Man

IAN MC..................

by Tattoo Man - 2013-03-03 05:03:22


................................I have to say, IAN, that you did look pretty 'tired' when I dropped you off after Pacergirls party. I suggest that you go back to bed.

I took Inga back to Berlin after I saw you safely back home....now Inga, always a great sport, thought she would save me some landing fees, and promptly produced a NATO approved parachute from her clutch-bag.

With a shout of BANZAI !! she jumped out of the Learjet and into the early morning light (which had a slight orange glow to it)

Inga ...I hope the landing went ok

Tattoo Man

It did!

by golden_snitch - 2013-03-03 06:03:10

You're very welcome! That's the least I could do for you, after you made that detour to pick me up and drop me off. First time to skydive, but I think, I did pretty well :) It just took an awful lot of time to fold the parachute after the landing...

Now I'm off to demonstrate and shout "Don't tear this wall down" - yeah, I know, strange thing to do for a Berlin citizen, but an investor thinks that pieces of the "East Side Gallery" need to be removed, so that he can build some luxury apartments there...

Have a nice Sunday!

Inga

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by golden_snitch - 2013-03-03 06:03:56

Oh, and as I said before: Maybe the U.S. folks fell down that fiscal cliff - don't know where you end up when that happens (hell?), but it could serve as an explanation why they are all gone...

Hey l'm still here ?????

by sue uk - 2013-03-03 09:03:15

I dont believe it, you have had yet another party without me !!!
l have spent most of my weekend in "The Shed" & so have been quite oblivious to the antics of 007 Inga & the disappearance of the entire population but Hey Ho my seedlings are looking pretty damned hot !
Sue x (l'm the one that is never invited to parties,just in case you dont remember me :-(

Sue,Sue,Sue !!........................

by Tattoo Man - 2013-03-03 10:03:58


.......................................I called you over and over again. Some bloke,..maybe your lodger,.. told me that you were not expected back from the pub till late...

I promise that we get you on the guest list earlier next time . This will give you the chance to spend a couple of days in the Priory to 'freshen up'.

Have you thought of having an extension phone line to the Shed, your Lodger told me that you spend a lot of time there...

Tattoo Man

Good to see you back xx

Be carefull searching for the meaning of life

by ElectricFrank - 2013-03-04 02:03:49

There is a high risk of having a very scary Near Life Experience.

frank

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