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Inner Peace
- by IAN MC
- 2013-01-09 06:01:29
- General Posting
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- 11 comments
'I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and
we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you have started.
So, I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't
finished.....
....so, I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of
Chardonnay, a bodle of JacK Daniells, a butle of wum, a pockage of ice creme, the mainder of bot Prozic, 35 stattin tablets,half a bottul of beetabloccers, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.
Ian
11 Comments
Hmmmm
by Casper - 2013-01-09 05:01:23
You cats from the UK know how to have fun.
I think I'll be moving over there!!!!
With kindest regards as always,
Casper
Happy New Year!!
Der Yon Emsee.....
by Tattoo Man - 2013-01-09 06:01:35
.....menny fanks fo der advice..shor workS for me (hic) 2.
...an a nuver fing...I dont see all the uvver fing wot I started ruon der owse larK da tilin in der barfroom an kitchin cuberd door wot is Fallin off.....
Fanks EEan lotz of luv Twattoo Man
What help is good advice
by ElectricFrank - 2013-01-09 11:01:36
if you don't follow it.
I've modified the method a bit an never start anything other than a nap. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
frank
Advice taken
by Lizzie - 2013-01-10 03:01:00
I'm about to take your advice....
Laten.. eye ..eye did...@**!! U velly Baddddd!
Salutory Note......
by Tattoo Man - 2013-01-10 05:01:58
.....Mr Winston Churchills housekeeper was known to have said:
"Mr Churchill..I do beleive that you are drunk !"
"Indeed I am, Mrs Miggins..but in the morning I shall be sober..and, alas, you will still be ugly"
Food for thought, eh ?
Jess, Sue and Kate..should we ever meet..IAN and I can garuantee..
SUCH FUN !! (as in Miranda ..UK sit-com )
TM xx
Ha Ha
by kiwigirl - 2013-01-10 06:01:27
that is a great idea. great to have a laugh. bottle of baileys, here i come
At your service......
by Tattoo Man - 2013-01-11 04:01:26
.........IAN MC and TM.....always here to help.
Les Enfants Terribles*
* reference Jean Cocteau
You know you're wired when...
You make store alarms beep.
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Oh no!
by sue uk - 2013-01-09 02:01:56
How awfully embarassing you pair are.
Golly gosh,what is the world coming to,l thought we British were supposed to be jolly sensible & here you both are completely tipsy & thats being exceptionaly polite !
l am so disgusted that l feel like removing the UK from my members name.
Oh the shame........................................
Sue x (from nowhere near the UK)