Help please

I understand that the world is going to end on Friday. Does anybody know what time it's going to happen ?

I'm trying to arrange a game of golf and I don't know whether to book it in the morning or the afternoon.

Can anyone help please ?

Ian

13 Comments

4.59 pm

by clockman1 - 2012-12-19 01:12:06

Hi IAN MC, according to Facebook its at 4.59 pm, should give you enough time for a game, a meal,a drink and to say goodbye.See you after Christmas.
clockman1

morning, obviously

by Tracey_E - 2012-12-19 01:12:10

You want to have time for a nice lunch and a couple of rounds of drinks after your game.

21 December

by TickTock-UK - 2012-12-19 01:12:25

Hi All,

I think it supposed to be around 4pm London time, but you had better asked the time Lord, who will be up shortly, where are you Mr T???
If I don’t speak you all before then, I hope you all have a pleasant trip.
BTW will it make any difference to my pacemaker??

Best Tick

SORRY,..is that the time ????

by Tattoo Man - 2012-12-19 05:12:40



errr..err..let me get my head round this...um..sorry..didnt check my diary..

B*******R..this will not be easy....
Where are my Save The World Pants
B*******R..in the wash....THINK....
Those little skimpy ones..try..fit..action.


NOW..Lets get this in perspective.......

YOU..OVER THERE...Ya Wanna join tha Squad >

Lets have nominations for the SAVE THE WORLD SQUAD...as is PMC Personell

IAN and TM will save the world for SANTA

Join or get no mince pies

The future of our race depends on this

7 0f 9 .concurs with me,.. and she is no dope


Tattoo Man

SORRY,..is that the time ????

by Tattoo Man - 2012-12-19 05:12:41



errr..err..let me get my head round this...um..sorry..didnt check my diary..

B*******R..this will not be easy....
Where are my Save The World Pants
B*******R..in the wash....THINK....
Those little skimpy ones..try..fit..action.


NOW..Lets get this in perspective.......

YOU..OVER THERE...Ya Wanna join tha Squad >

Lets have nominations for the SAVE THE WORLD SQUAD...as is PMC Personell

IAN and TM will save the world for SANTA

Join or get no mince pies

The future of our race depends on this

7 0f 9 .concurs with me,.. and she is no dope


Tattoo Man

Funny thing on FB

by janetinak - 2012-12-20 02:12:01

they have the weather & temps for week, in the 40's in the daytime, 30"s at night (obviously not Alaska) & then on Friday temps of 1400 daytime & 1100 at night. So I guess its all day. And I understand it in the UK, guys. Sorry about that.

Janet















Frank......

by Tattoo Man - 2012-12-20 04:12:36


.....I was not so much repeating myself as telling you a second time, as I had the distinct impresssion that you were not listening the first time.

Mrs TM taught me this technique.

Mrs TM is NEVER wrong.

My advice is that every member of PMC comes over to my village. We will all go to The Five Bells and I'll buy a round of drinks for the lot of you. The prospect of being flattened by an Asteroid while chatting to the likes of IAN about PM settings, with a decent pint of real beer in the hand, really does make the idea of eternity very attractive.

I am currently polishing my Old Dads 2nd WW Air Raid Warden tin hat. This has absolutely nothing to do with survival, but if we are going to have an Armageddon party you arent going to stop me dressing up as a character out of Dads Army !

Private Tattoo Man

My golf is cancelled !

by IAN MC - 2012-12-20 08:12:06

A bit of a no-brainer really ! A round of golf or a pre-Armageddon party at Tattoo Man's local tavern WITH HIM BUYING A ROUND OF DRINKS FOR ALL PM CLUB MEMBERS ??... YUP, THE GOLF HAS TO GO !

The bar may be fairly crowded but I'm sure that T Man will have given everyone a role e.g. :-

- Frank can look after the electrics , or will he be too busy looking out the window and telling us to drink up qui .......

- As there seems to be a lack of consensus on the actual timing we could enrol Clockman and Tick Tock to look after that ! ( although Ronaldo would disagree with them in a fairly convincing manner ! }

- donr could inform us all about the symptoms of pre- Armageddon stress and could indeed write a lengthy treatise on the subject

- Cabbage Patch could hide from the guys demanding payment for his Saturday medical appt

- If Tattoo Man is dressing up in his old army outfit we will need armaments ... Rewired can look after that

- We will need a separate table for the moderators... the lovely Tracey and Pookie et al ( who is Al exactly ?) could end the party when they think things have gone too far but once they've had a few pints of T Man's local brew they will probably forget

If other PM members wish to volunteer to fill a role at TMan's party please let us know ( I bet Casper will )

Then there will be a BIG BANG. All will go quiet ! The Pacemaker Club is having technical problems again !

But within 10 minutes Blake will get it going again and we all lived happily ever after ...

Don't you just love happy endings

Ian





Planet will hit earth

by ElectricFrank - 2012-12-20 12:12:21

I heard that a planet will hit the earth. Anyone know which side it will hit? I'd like to be on that side for a good view.


Will it interfere with my pacemaker?

Grrrrr

frank

Really Bad News

by ElectricFrank - 2012-12-20 12:12:44

Tattoo Man is repeating himself.

frank

Its all getting too exciting !!.........

by Tattoo Man - 2012-12-21 01:12:52



...............IAN,..the PMC Armageddon Party is only 45 minutes off now. The decorations at the Five Bells look sensational, the Staff have all made a tremendoud effort.

I've been getting texts and e-mails from lots of PM people that may not be known to PMC members, informing me and Mrs TM that they are not far away..

BinkyG..Becks..LoolieO and her husband Jase 1 have just arrived..Walt from Godmanchester is on the A14....Eileen B is landing at East Midlands Airport fresh in the Costa del Sol..time to send the taxi off.

Tick-Tock and Casper, as well as Clockman,.Sue uk,..Sputnick and Pete from Plymouth have also confirmed .Pete will give Loupy Lou a lift .Ronaldo and Fluzy Suzy will do their best

Mrs IAN MC has some pretty fancy drinking tastes You have obviously taught her the finer things in life, and no doubt she will be thrilled to fly up here in your chopper from your Buckinghamshire Stately Home

I have taken the trouble of fetching a case of the '31 Laffite from my cellar. We, here in TM Towers tend not to think of the '31 as an everyday kind of Burgundy, Favouring a decent Mersault, keeping the Laffite for Special occasions,...like weekends.

My,..is that the time ??...18 minutes to go !!.Johnson has brought round the Alvis...IAN ,we'll see you shortly.
This is going to be great fun.

IAN, perhaps you could write a report for PMC tomorrow..just to let those that could'nt make it know that we were thinking of them.

Must dash !

Tattoo Man



IAN MC......................

by Tattoo Man - 2012-12-21 05:12:43


.................the Landlord at the Five Bells is concerned that he may not have enough peanuts to go round if all 18,000 PMC members show up.

Sorry to be a bother , but can ask around to find out who doesnt want Salted ?

We are all ready for you here. Mrs TM and I will be down at the 'Bells' around 5.30 GMT ...plenty of parking..and as Chairman of Parish Council , have declared the school field a Helicopter landing site..( please be careful near the play equipment )

IAN,...a bit of a moral conundrum......if I buy everyone at the PMC Armageddon Party a beer or two and the end ,does indeed occur...how do I square this up with the Landlord..as I always pay my bar bill on Mondays ?

I'll see you about 5.30...will you be bringing Mrs IAN MC. We are lookig forward to seeing the new Aston Martin.

Toodle pip

Tattoo Man

Mein Host

by IAN MC - 2012-12-21 11:12:03

......glad to hear that the party is still on ! I don't trust those Aussies and Kiwis who keep sending posts claiming that all is well . They will do anything to make us POM's look foolish and unprepared !! When that large fiery object heads for the Five Bells we'll have the last laugh !

I promise you...the end is nigh !!

Mrs IAN MC will go anywhere for a free drink . She wasn't sure if you're only buying for members of the PM club so she is having a PM fitted this afternoon. I am picking her up at the hospital and immediately heading North to Tattooland. The Aston Martin is in for service so I'm getting the old chopper out ( don't get too excited !) and get that landing site cleared !!

Mine is a pint by the way and Mrs IAN MC only drinks 1931 Chateau Lafitte ; she will have problems not being able to raise her drinking arm above shoulder height so could the Five Bells provide a funnel and a member of staff to pour a bottle down her throat every 5 minutes.

It should be one hell of a party....see you later !

Ian

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