Morning !!!

This question is for the ladies (and maybe IAN & Tatman)........
l have bought an epilator & it says not to be used by people with PM's before checking with your doc.
Well l am not due to see my doc so l thought l would ask here if anyone has a problem with them? Obviously l would not be using it near my PM as strangely enough l dont have a hairy chest !!!
Sue X

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No !!!!!!

by IAN MC - 2013-09-16 01:09:05

Sue , you know just how much I am turned on by bald women with hairy chests.....you have shattered another one of my fantasies..You will be telling me that you don't have a beard next !

Hope you're well

Ian x

Hee Hee :-)

by sue uk - 2013-09-16 02:09:53

l have been house hunting & enjoying the summer thats why l have been "Quiet"lately !!!
Tat,as for me being bald??? well l have beautiful locks of hair flowing down my back, unfortunately not attatched to my head................So IAN your fantasy is still pretty much intact, bald head,beard and all !!!
But what about the epilator, ok to use do you reckon?
Sue X

Hi Baldy Sue..........

by Tattoo Man - 2013-09-16 03:09:44


...............the epilator will be just fine as long as you do not wire it into the cooker circuit...this would result in you looking like Marsha Hunt from the musical..'Hair !'.

I saw the musical, back in '69..I was a hairy 19 year old Art Student and Mrs TM was still classed as 'an unmarried spinster of the parish'..she is sitting with the cat 'Pauline' on her lap and I love her just as I did all those years ago..

TatMan xx

PS.. the cat is called Pauline because its a truly A-Pauline name to call a cat


SUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........

by Tattoo Man - 2013-09-16 11:09:16


.................just great to hear from you again...I was only thinking about PM-ing you over the weekend.

I reckon this gadget will be no more of a problem than using a hairdryer.

Can you confirm, therefore that you are not bald, as well as not having a hairy chest.

I reckon that Don will have a few choice words on this matter...you will get chapter and verse on Volts and Amps and he may well give you an equation to solve using algebra

TM UK xxx

PS..algebra is not a foundation garment !!

SUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........

by Tattoo Man - 2013-09-17 03:09:42


.....................Young Don is every bit as smart as I already knew.

All that Hippo Guff is about the Pythogoras theorem that we did at Skool wen we was likkle..ie

The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of squares on the other two sides.

There is also the Monty Pythogoras theorem that says ..' The Old Square over in Yankee land is more than the equal of Two Old Squares here in Limey Land.

Dear Sue, Mrs TM here... ,just to let you know that the last 42 years with TM have gone past in a flash and I look forward to enjoying the next 42 years just as much.......

There, ..straight from The Boss's mouth !!

TMX

PS..even from here I can see that the strimmer has done a wonderful job !
Its 7.30 pm here , also wet outside, but with two fat glasses of Grants inside.

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch......

by donr - 2013-09-17 09:09:14

...& on & on & on.

Reminds me of an old marching song from my days of basic Army training. The only part I remember is "We are a race of hairy chested men (to start it out &) P-bach's night raiders (to end it)." Before you go any further - it was not even obscene! Ah, Tattoo, those were the days, my friend - & contrary to the pop best seller by Mary Hopkin, we are glad they ended.

No Algebra, my friend, but merely a restatement of the theorem stated by that old tribal medicine man in deepest, darkest Africa, almost at the beginning of recorded time: "The sons on the hippopotomus always equal the sons on the other two hides."

And with those words of inanity, I bid you a fond ado as I go to enjoy breakfast whilst (I always loved that word) you enjoy your lunch!

Don

What??

by sue uk - 2013-09-17 10:09:06

Tatman....... Pauline,really......................???
And aren't you the old romantic? Mrs TM is a very lucky lady, but you can't help feeling sorry for her all those years with "The Tatman"
Don, sorry but l aint got a clue what you are going on about, l just about remember Mary Hopkin but the rest of your post? l know l am a bit of a dim wit but..............
Anyway its a wet old day here so out with the epilator l think, lets de-fuzz !
Sue X

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