Jokes

So what are some of the funniest things you have heard about having a pacemaker or seen people with a pacemaker do ?


5 Comments

lol

by annie21 - 2014-10-23 01:10:21

when i told my 8 year old grandaughter about mine she said dose that mean you can't bath any more, because you can't mix electric with water, i explained to her that it was ok, she said that' good nan, you can take me swimming.

LOL

by Duke Heart Patient - 2014-10-23 10:10:47

I use my pacemaker for an ipod ... LOL

Jokes

by Baz - 2014-10-23 12:10:59

When I told my Granddaughter about my Pacemaker she called it a troublemaker which made really laugh.

Hearing about IAN MC........

by Tattoo Man - 2014-10-24 02:10:18


..........having his Pacemaker ripped out by a massive rabid dog while out on a run......

TM-UK

Doctor's comment

by Annielou - 2014-10-24 10:10:59

A friend of mine was on vacation in Florida and had to visit a doctor. He saw the lump from her pacemaker on her left chest wall and told her that when she got back home she should see her ob-gyn doctor for a mammogram because of the terrible lump she had on her left side!

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