Jokes

• by Duke Heart Patient
• 2013-08-06 05:08:29
• General Posting
• 2329 views
• 2 comments

This one isn't very good, but I guess it's a joke LOL:

A man comes home from work and can’t find his wife. After looking all over the house he finds her in the bedroom as naked as a jay bird standing in front of a mirror looking at herself. She had recently had a pacemaker installed.

The man yells at his wife “What are you doing?”

The wife replies “I had a doctor’s appointment today and the doc checked out the PM scar and in the course of the exam he said that I have the breasts of a 20 year old”

The man replies “What did the doctor say about your 50 year old fat ass?”

The wife calmly replied “Your name didn’t come up”

And then the fight started.