Stupid Golf Trick, esp. with an ICD

I was waiting to hit my second shot on a par 4 the other day and I was twirling the pitching wedge in my hand when suddenly it slipped a bit and the club head came crashing down right on my ICD with a bit of a clang. I stood frozen in my spot waiting for something to happen but nothing, thankfully, happened. My playing partner asked me what was wrong and after I told him he asked me why did I do that and I had no answer for him. I'd like to say that my game improved after that but after a few holes any advantage I may have gained dissipated real fast Yo! ;-)

4 Comments

Cabg,..as ever is such a wise person......

by Tattoo Man - 2012-12-12 05:12:28


.....kmc..whatever,..graf ..good points ,..well made.

The World Health Organisation has, very recently, recognised that those, who engage in that activity ( often misunderstood as a Sport )..namely 'Golf is,, and I quote :

" An activity,..ill advised,..and frequently injurious to the health of the wider community..not to be advised to any one with anything than time to waste and the opportunity to take long walks, encumbred with a tonnage of valuable scrap material "

So,...Medical Science reinforces the obvious reality that ,wandering about with a bag of clattering 'sticks'..may be a sure course to an early death,...at the best,...and humiliation ( that lasts longer than death )..at the 19th Hole

Mystified...just go for a walk...you will always feel good about it..and always have space in the bin

Is it always me that is left to state the obvious ??

My God,,you lot...just be good ..play fair ..and ,,share.

Exhausted

T-Man....Love to you all

A suggestion

by IAN MC - 2012-12-12 05:12:33

If this is going to become a regular feature of your game ,
why not have "Titleist" tattooed on your ICD site ? This would be more realistic and give you something to aim at !

Also I've consulted the St Andrews Rules of Golf and self-flagellation with a pitching wedge is not against the rules; it doesn't even count as an air shot !!

Cheers

Ian

hitting on the icd

by daisy41763@yahoo.com - 2012-12-12 05:12:48

Ok.. You guys are funny. I tried my hand at putting and slinging the ole clubby , but the x was a horrible sport imagion that and would throw the club across the green when he would miss lol.. imagion that,
so .. with that stated.
I was prancing around with my hubby decided I would literally jump into the bed and landed my icd into his shoulder .. trying to jump into his loving arms.
It scared me more than anything and hurt to say the least. New pm implant two weeks ago, so only climbing into bed now beside of him. no more jumping for me ..
merry christmas to you all and Happy Hole in ONE

Daisy.......

by Tattoo Man - 2012-12-13 05:12:13



....Dont start me !!

TM

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