does my pacemaker record orgasms as tachycardia?  after checking my pacemaker my cardiologist says i have tachycardia, and i was too embarassed to ask if it could be recording fast heartbeat during masturbation.  i'm a 95 year old man, and sex is supposed to be behind you, no?


Of course not!

by AgentX86 - 2020-05-01 12:22:29

Anyone as stupid as the common troll has no heartbeat to record.

You know you're wired when...

You make store alarms beep.

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I am 100% pacemaker dependant and have been all my life. I try not to think about how a little metal box keeps me alive - it would drive me crazy. So I lead a very active life.