orgasms

does my pacemaker record orgasms as tachycardia?  after checking my pacemaker my cardiologist says i have tachycardia, and i was too embarassed to ask if it could be recording fast heartbeat during masturbation.  i'm a 95 year old man, and sex is supposed to be behind you, no?

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Of course not!

by AgentX86 - 2020-05-01 12:22:29

Anyone as stupid as the common troll has no heartbeat to record.

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A properly implanted and adjusted pacemaker will not even be noticeable after you get over the surgery.