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I apologize, but this was too good to not pass along.

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather who was working in the yard and asked him,

"Grampa, what is a couple sex?”

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer.

Taking care to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask that question, honey?”

The little girl replied,

"Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.”

6 Comments

love it

by my4turtles - 2013-05-09 01:05:01

now that made my morning !!!

LOL!

by Many Blessings - 2013-05-09 01:05:12

Okay, that was cute! :)

That's a good one!

by Casper - 2013-05-09 01:05:38

That was cute, nothing like a play on words.

Casper

Thanks for sharing.

funny

by jessie - 2013-05-09 01:05:41

very funny smitty!

Too Cute

by Jesucka - 2013-05-29 12:05:08

Sounds like something my daughter would say!

2 strangers on a train...

by lubro - 2013-06-01 12:06:59

Once upon a time………………………
A man and a woman, who had never met and were married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.


- The End -

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