LOL this hilarious!!


An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
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“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."

5 Comments

What a good laugh!

by janetinak - 2012-12-09 01:12:57

Thanks,

Janet

lol

by jessie - 2012-12-09 03:12:11

funny! jessie

Wouldn't work for me

by ElectricFrank - 2012-12-09 11:12:11

If I sent message that I had 12 hours to live there would be an immediate response "Please let us know when we will receive our inheritance before you die, and hope all goes well".

LOL

frank

What a trick to meet your loved ones!

by Vetran - 2012-12-09 12:12:41

See this wretched world when our parents/grand parents have to spread a rumour to see their loved ones.Kick the A** of such brats. Now a rumour is heavier than love. The day is not far when the elderly will have to feign death to see those whom he loved one day.
Look in the pleading eye of your grand parent and his helplessness to pay for the airfair of those whom he cherishes to see!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bas

by Bas - 2013-01-20 06:01:58

Does anyone use this ?
Osun Pace-Alert (Pacemaker Health Alert)

You know you're wired when...

You have a T-shirt that reads “Wired4Sound”.

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So, my advice is to go about your daily routine and forget that you have a pacemaker implanted in your body.